Hooker, I ain’t in the helpin business no more–I’m in the fuck off while I smoke a blunt business and business bout to pick way the fuck up.
Where to begin…this episode was generally pretty meh-tastic, so I’ll break it down ‘Yay!’/’Boo’ style.
Jessica all vamped up (p.s. I still hate her for breaking Hoyt’s heart).
-Alcide. No other words are necessary.
-Anything with the Authority in it. When did they go from being an interesting twist on vamp hierarchy to stoners? Personally, I blame the untimely death of my husband in a past life, Christopher Meloni.
-Anything with Hoyt and the supe hate group. Trying. too. hard.
-Apparently Albert Einstein was a ‘halfling’ like Sookie (half human/half fey) because E=MC2.
-Sookie channels the Krueger-esque vamp that murdered her ‘rents. Made for some truly creepy television. And not creepy in a good way.
-Leave the smoke monsters to Lost, True Blood.