True Blood, S05E08

Hooker, I ain’t in the helpin business no more–I’m in the fuck off while I smoke a blunt business and business bout to pick way the fuck up.

Where to begin…this episode was generally pretty meh-tastic, so I’ll break it down ‘Yay!’/’Boo’ style.

‘Yay’!

Jessica all vamped up (p.s. I still hate her for breaking Hoyt’s heart).

 

-Alcide. No other words are necessary.

-Tara feeding on her racist high school classmate. Pam and Tara are so awesome together.

BOOO

-Anything with the Authority in it. When did they go from being an interesting twist on vamp hierarchy to stoners? Personally, I blame the untimely death of my husband in a past life, Christopher Meloni.

-Anything with Hoyt and the supe hate group. Trying. too. hard.

-Apparently Albert Einstein was a ‘halfling’ like Sookie (half human/half fey) because E=MC2.

-Sookie channels the Krueger-esque vamp that murdered her ‘rents. Made for some truly creepy television. And not creepy in a good way.

-Shifter stuff.

-Werewolf stuff.

-Leave the smoke monsters to Lost, True Blood.

 

 

 

 

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I'm an erotica writer that spends my days camped out at coffee shops, weaving naughty tales that aren't for the faint of heart.
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