It’s 12:45am and I’m still yawning from this week’s Sons of Anarchy.
Last week’s episode was such an amalgamation of awesome/disturbing/poetic/chilling or basically riding-a-flying-bison-as-Nathan-Fillion-tongues-your-ear epic-ness that naturally, this week’s episode paled in comparison. Little did I know how much it was going to pale. Like Casper the Friendly ghost status.
Spoilers and what not follow so avert your eyes/scroll down if you haven’t seen this week’s episode.
-Andrea from The Sopranos/Wendy is back. She’s clean, feisty, and a lesbian. Awesome!
-Opie basically said to hell with everybody, kicked his sheisty wife to the curb, psychologically bitch slapped Jax, then made angry eyes because of the last highlight…
-Unser grew a pair and finally, FINALLY said to hell with Gemma and Clay whisperin’ and plottin’ in his ears and did the right mf’n thing. The cat is out of the bag and Opie knows the truth about how Clay gunned down his papa. Praise Jesus!
[Dear Unser: Just for future reference, maybe dropping the bomb right after Opie found his dad rotting on the floor was not so great an idea. Timing is everything.]
Anddd that’s pretty much it.
I mean, shit blew up, Tara randomly lost her mind (ugh), and Tigg is going nomad. I lack the enthusiasm or drive to delve into any other happenings in the episode because it was so meh-tastic.
Not gonna lie though…there’s only 3 episodes left and I’m really looking forward to where the show will take us. Don’t disappoint us, @sutterink!